No wonder they snitched on the based Italian man!

  • BigLenin [none/use name]@hexbear.netOP
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    22 hours ago

    There’s plenty of good regional pizzas! Detroit style is pretty good. Colorado style is about the only good cuisine from Colorado. Heck I’ll even say Chicago is good even thought it’s technically more of a casserole.

    But fuck this melted American cheese shit.

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      Heck I’ll even say Chicago is good even thought it’s technically more of a casserole.

      chicago pizza sucks I actually had a friend bring me a slice of some chicago style pizza the other week when we were at a pizza shop in NJ and I told them “just get me a slice of cheese thanks” because I, like the sick disgusting person I am, scrape off all the toppings (cheese included) anyways and just use grated parm.

      My friend: dean-smile ABC you won’t believe it but they actually had your ideal slice here, look its just sauce and old-world pepperoni its literally made for you, no cheese!!

      Me: …This is a chicago slice and it has cheese underneath the sauce which actually makes it worse because I can’t scrape off the cheese…but thank you for caring/trying I guess…

      Them: walter-shock nooo I thought you’d like it I’m sorry forgive me!!!