bratorange@feddit.org to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day agoThis world is cruel…feddit.orgexternal-linkmessage-square423fedilinkarrow-up11.11Karrow-down112
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minus-squareUnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·edit-222 hours agoUnironically, women are hot for the handyman. Fixing a friend’s sink has gotten me laid more than once.
minus-square0ops@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·14 hours agoYou don’t have to clean out everybody’s pipes, leave some for the rest of us
minus-squareI Cast Fist@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·22 hours agoYou mean those porn videos were real? Unbelievable!
minus-squareUnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·22 hours agoYou’ll have significantly less luck delivering pizza, sadly.
minus-squarestarman2112@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1arrow-down1·12 hours agoThe trick is that you also have to follow rules 1 and 2
minus-squareI Cast Fist@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·5 hours agoBut I’m not talking about the fig— eh, that club
minus-squareShapillon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·21 hours agoYou mean that passing for a dependable and helpful person helps? Who would’ve thunk? (I don’t know how to rephrase that first sentence but I’m not trying to insinuate that you’re not either of these things :p )
Unironically, women are hot for the handyman. Fixing a friend’s sink has gotten me laid more than once.
You don’t have to clean out everybody’s pipes, leave some for the rest of us
You mean those porn videos were real? Unbelievable!
You’ll have significantly less luck delivering pizza, sadly.
The trick is that you also have to follow rules 1 and 2
But I’m not talking about the fig— eh, that club
You mean that passing for a dependable and helpful person helps?
Who would’ve thunk?
(I don’t know how to rephrase that first sentence but I’m not trying to insinuate that you’re not either of these things :p )