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minus-squareUnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·edit-21 month agoUnironically, women are hot for the handyman. Fixing a friend’s sink has gotten me laid more than once.
minus-squareI Cast Fist@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·1 month agoYou mean those porn videos were real? Unbelievable!
minus-squareUnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·1 month agoYou’ll have significantly less luck delivering pizza, sadly.
minus-squarestarman2112@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1arrow-down1·1 month agoThe trick is that you also have to follow rules 1 and 2
minus-squareI Cast Fist@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 month agoBut I’m not talking about the fig— eh, that club
minus-squareShapillon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 month agoYou mean that passing for a dependable and helpful person helps? Who would’ve thunk? (I don’t know how to rephrase that first sentence but I’m not trying to insinuate that you’re not either of these things :p )
minus-square0ops@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 month agoYou don’t have to clean out everybody’s pipes, leave some for the rest of us
Unironically, women are hot for the handyman. Fixing a friend’s sink has gotten me laid more than once.
You mean those porn videos were real? Unbelievable!
You’ll have significantly less luck delivering pizza, sadly.
The trick is that you also have to follow rules 1 and 2
But I’m not talking about the fig— eh, that club
You mean that passing for a dependable and helpful person helps?
Who would’ve thunk?
(I don’t know how to rephrase that first sentence but I’m not trying to insinuate that you’re not either of these things :p )
You don’t have to clean out everybody’s pipes, leave some for the rest of us