Somehow I don’t think Hexbear is taking this election seriously
Yeah, we dumb as hell.
Not me
Hey, that owl had a fantastic platform!!
Skill issue
Hexbear failed to consider that this is the most important election in history!
oof how do we keep forgetting every time
I called Trump as the winner about a month ago. I’ve called every winner since Bush 2 and have never been wrong, like some kind of weird oracle or some shit.
Like Quasimodo
I think a screeching owl that’s pissing and shitting everywhere would finally bring the White House the decorum and dignity it deserves.
Don’t blame me, I voted for Kodos
so hexbear is full of liberals
I voted for fuck you, this is fake news
Dirt_Owl is electable IF YOU VOTE FOR THEM
I called Trump winning in December
Bring on the rate cuts and market crash.
STOP THE STEAL!
identify and ban the three paedophiles among us
rigged election clearly Dirt_Owl won
was that today?
When I grow up I wanna be a micro celebrity influencer like Dirt Owl.
I influence you to eat beans
Well if you say so. I’m gonna eat beans then.
I feel like I’ve gone on a hero’s journey. In 2016 I heard Hillary debate and thought she was more eloquent and I was surprised that she lost. Today I felt in my gut that Trump was likely to win and voted republican in the poll.
It is with a heavy heart that I say that a come-from-behind, Cinderella story victory would be the funniest outcome possible. It would break my parlay of a trump victory -> trump ODing on party drugs -> trump death pre-inauguration.
