Don’t blame me, I voted for Kodos

Wait, really?

It’s Hatsune Miku, the mascot character for the Vocaloid software of the same name. She’s also a virtual pop star, kinda like Gorillaz.

Weeks never happen, only fortnights

Carcinization is our divinely ordained quest, as we become more crablike we step closer to God.

CHIPS and Dips

Have they tried turning a big dial taht says ‘Racism’ on it and constantly looking back at the audience for approval like a contestant on the price is right?

In Canada, the government has banned watching the sunset because they don’t want the people to know that the workday has ended

Given that this type of thing has never once appeased the republicans, isn’t it much more reasonable to assume that Biden and the dems just genuinely want to do this of their own volition?

Why are you shilling for the DPRK, when you could be manning an artillery battery and shelling for it instead?

But they did play Metal Gear Solid 4

One of the guys who spent the 2000s wearing fake buck teeth and making used panty vending machine jokes every time a Japanese RPG was released has bad opinions? Who could have seen this coming

ROMANES EUNT DOMUS

They even have a news graphic in the movie where they show the bugs on the literal opposite side of the galaxy from Earth and then claim that they somehow launched an asteroid at us from there

The missile knows who it is being sold to because it knows who it is not being sold to

Would it be like those Japanese light novels where they explain the entire premise and tone in the title?

It’s red, but in my defense it’s been either red or blue since I was like 5

I vote we replace it with a comm called “Fake Mews” that’s just for artwork of cats!

Do you have a link for that? I’ve never heard of either of them but that sounds entertaining