Posadas [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 19 days agoBut I still love it with my whole heart sir!hexbear.netimagemessage-square49fedilinkarrow-up1205arrow-down12file-text
arrow-up1203arrow-down1imageBut I still love it with my whole heart sir!hexbear.netPosadas [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 19 days agomessage-square49fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareLeZero [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up59·18 days agoFrantically tapping my Tesla™ touchscreen as the Category 5 storm front inches closer and closer to me
minus-square7bicycles [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up35·18 days agoBetween the “oops all doors locked” and the teslas propensity to catch fire there’s like a non-0% chance somebody in the hurricane is going to get boiled to death in his flooded car
minus-squareUlyssesT [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up28·18 days agoNovelty fart noise from an accidental stroke on the le epic all-in-one touchscreen just before it all ends.
minus-squareShimmeringKoi [comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·18 days agoThe last face I ever make:
Frantically tapping my Tesla™ touchscreen as the Category 5 storm front inches closer and closer to me
Between the “oops all doors locked” and the teslas propensity to catch fire there’s like a non-0% chance somebody in the hurricane is going to get boiled to death in his flooded car
Novelty fart noise from an accidental stroke on the le epic all-in-one touchscreen just before it all ends.
The last face I ever make: