🍷 clink 🍷 
I’m completely unpredictable, a total wild card, one time I even got drunk at a party and ordered a pizza.
I am a mystery wrapped in an enigma, fiscally conservative and socially liberal. I hate everyone equally and nothing offends me. I am fluent in sarcasm and am a ranking member of the Church of the SubGenius.
how can you be this online yet chronically years behind on memes
He recently got excited about “honey badger don’t give a fuck” so he’s one of those really crusty chuds that’s only recently discovering steampunk and escape rooms.
Oh js that what that means. Ther was a meme back in… i wanna say 1873? 74?
Maybe contemporary with this:
Fun historical fact: “cool” being said with near-contemporary slang usage was already happening here!
Elon is literally 50’s years old. He is legit a real life
You had access to his glass of wine and you didn’t pour in [REDACTED] to make him [PARODY] in [MINECRAFT]?
“Honey badger drinks when he wants” is grounds enough for mandatory community service.
“I don’t like the… effects of most alcohol”
A fellow methanol connoisseur I see
Picture: famous Polish cooking show host, Robert Makłowicz, text goes: When you lost sight from the hooch, but it was so good that you recommend it to the viewers anyway.
he’s not gonna fuck you, dude
The man libs would have you believe will usher in the future is 15 years behind on the present.
The man libs would have you believe will usher in the future is 15 years behind on the present.
Judging by his own voluntarily presented pictures of what he believed a future Mars colony would look like, he’s stuck 50 years in the past because it was a fucking stroad with a bunch of cars on it with a red filter.
Of course he would want cars on mars instead of just designing society better…
I like how Elon is trying to sound all sophisticated and then this guy just exposes him for the immature man-child he is
Bourgeoisie wasting good wine by pouring it into a big bowl and letting it sit before serving.
And they say we’re too dumb to run the economy. Mf-ers have never made $100 stretch over a month before
Mfs say they understand the working class but they have never opened up the box to get the last wine out of the bag
mmmm fresh squeezed space bag
Everyone doubts this guy’s genius, but he has invented time travel. Specifically, his brain has been sent to the last decade where honey badger memes and imgur posts about chili and narwhal bacon was popular. He’s going to go on epic meal time next and then do an epic ice bucket challenge.
Its a temporal manipulation only the genius Elon Musk could have accomplished.
Maybe so. He even went back in time and found out that Saturday Night Live used to matter and wanted to be a part of that!
For some reason I thought Musk was a teetotaler.
The weirdest rich people tend to be teetotaler.
I kinda expected him to be a total drunk considering what he posts.
Ambien, benzos, and ketamine
He does drink decaffinated Diet Coke, which would be kind of teetotaler (but why drink the tooth-eroding fizz in the first place at that point) except for his K-Hole diving.
I literally dont remember the last time I saw a gold can coke. It feels like something that died with the W administration.
My grandma stocked it in the 90s so she could give it to us kids and we wouldn’t be ricocheting off the walls all night.
She was a wise woman. My brain associates those cans with those memories.
Just such a masochistic thing to drink… The perfect beverage to serve with your daily Soylent.
Whenever I see someone reply to Elon like this, I always assume it is a sockpuppet of his so he can humblebrag about a time when people were forced to endure his presence. Seriously, this story is cringier than the cringy shit I would do at parties as a teenager, but he probably thinks he “owned” them with his oh-so-clever retort.
Just coming across this thread now I looked at the screencap and assumed it was being posted because another sockpuppet got outed.
Oh love me, lahve me, lahve me I’m a liberal
(just not in the way you expect)
Reading this triggered an urge to slap him.
