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  • CloutAtlas [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    2 months ago

    Everyone doubts this guy’s genius, but he has invented time travel. Specifically, his brain has been sent to the last decade where honey badger memes and imgur posts about chili and narwhal bacon was popular. He’s going to go on epic meal time next and then do an epic ice bucket challenge.

    Its a temporal manipulation only the genius Elon Musk could have accomplished.

    • UlyssesT [he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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      2 months ago

      Maybe so. He even went back in time and found out that Saturday Night Live used to matter and wanted to be a part of that!