InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 10 hours agoPEOPLES CHAMPIONhexbear.netimagemessage-square6fedilinkarrow-up115arrow-down10file-text
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Trump Receives Wrestling Championship Belt From Wrestler-Turned-Fox Host Tyrus: “You Are the People’s Champion”
minus-squaregoose [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·10 hours agoDue to a legal settlement several years ago, Tyrus is required to award a title belt to anyone he encounters who is a better professional wrestler than him. He hands out over 800 belts per week
minus-squareInevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.netOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·10 hours agoWhere’s MY belt?* -– * I haven’t encountered him but I still want my belt.
minus-squaregoose [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·edit-29 hours agoBecause of a trade embargo, all we have on hand are seven shipping containers filled with Jeff Hardy Enigmatic Champion belts
Due to a legal settlement several years ago, Tyrus is required to award a title belt to anyone he encounters who is a better professional wrestler than him. He hands out over 800 belts per week
Where’s MY belt?*
-–
*I haven’t encountered him but I still want my belt.Because of a trade embargo, all we have on hand are seven shipping containers filled with Jeff Hardy Enigmatic Champion belts