Black_Mald_Futures [any]@hexbear.net to the_dunk_tank@hexbear.netEnglish · 3 months agomost British response to a description of a bahn mihexbear.netexternal-linkmessage-square119fedilinkarrow-up1125arrow-down13file-text
arrow-up1122arrow-down1external-linkmost British response to a description of a bahn mihexbear.netBlack_Mald_Futures [any]@hexbear.net to the_dunk_tank@hexbear.netEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square119fedilinkfile-text
Apparently the British wish to lock me up for daring to suggest something with flavor instead of a cucumber sandwich
minus-squareheggs_bayer@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up28·3 months agoThe only real English language is American English. British English is a pathetic shadow.
minus-squareUlyssesT [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·3 months ago“Where did that bring you? Back to me.”
minus-squareSaeculum [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·3 months agoI’ll acknowledge Imperial Standard English as the true branch when I’m six feet under, rotted a hundred years and not before.
minus-squareFrank [he/him, he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·3 months agoOr, as it’s sometimes known, Star Wars English.
The only real English language is American English. British English is a pathetic shadow.
“Where did that bring you? Back to me.”
I’ll acknowledge Imperial Standard English as the true branch when I’m six feet under, rotted a hundred years and not before.
Or, as it’s sometimes known, Star Wars English.