• abc [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    27
    ·
    1 month ago

    hahaha it reaches peak levels of THC when, as your dealer is exiting the vehicle, you go “can I take $5 off for gas?” and he says “…wtf we didn’t go that far” before asking if you want one of the puppies his dog recently had. NO I DO NOT BRO I WANT MY GAS REIMBURSED