• Alaskaball [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    2 months ago

    moosehead sucks, that tacticool knife isn’t used for anything other than opening letters, absolute noob for using a scope and absolute wuss for using a lame-ass trigger and an absolute poser for using a plastic rifle WHERE’s THE WOOD!

    No wonder why he’s showing off a block of silver instead of the real cool cat’s block of gold BECAUSE HE’S A 2ND PLACE BETO MALE

    edit: he gets a plus 1 for having whatever flowery shit’s behind the grip of the rifle. Real cool cats love flowers

    • Spongebobsquarejuche [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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      I was working on a job site and one of the supers was a Serbian dude. We got along great and he invited me over to hangout and drink. He said he’s got the best, the Moseiä. I said damn, hell yeah I’ll try the Moseiä. Get over to his place and it was Moosehead. (Womp womp). But we shot the shit drank Moosehead and watched Dream Theatre concerts. Cool guy. He called America the world’s largest open air prison. And called American soldiers murderers.