• ShaggySnacks
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      1 month ago

      Richard Nixon’s head : I promise to cut taxes for the rich and use the poor as a cheap source of teeth for aquarium gravel!

      [audience applauds]

      Philip J. Fry : That’ll show those poor!

      Turanga Leela : You’re not rich!

      Philip J. Fry : But someday I might be rich, and people like me better watch their step!