“Somehow Palpatine Returned” was Rise of Skywalker… after Johnson painted them into a corner by killing Snoke, reducing the resistance to a size that could fit on the Falcon, and offing Luke Skywalker instead of Leia when he had the chance.

But I tend to give Rise of Skywalker a pass because a) Johnson fucked them and b) Carrie Fisher died and it was supposed to be “her” movie, like Force Awakens was Hans and Last Jedi was Lukes. :(

I would add… Slowly I Turned…

https://youtu.be/MYP1OBZfFK0

I just found out Vineagar Syndrome is doing a 4K version of Swimming to Cambodia. Already ordered.

Bonus: Norm Macdonald’s “Dirty Work” too!

https://youtu.be/4HGrxvoZ_Xc

https://youtu.be/fU81TsgFKqI

I really liked Looper until I made the mistake of, you know, thinking about it for more than 10 seconds. The shotgun design still kicks ass though which is about the only good thing I can say about it now, oh, and the performers were quite good.

Last Jedi absolutely shit the bed in every way possible, so at that point Rian Johnson was dead to me. He needs to pay an average to slow 5th grader to come in and point out all his plot holes so he can have someone else fix them.

Never watched Knives Out, highly unlikely I will.

There is a 3rd one coming…

Oh, I can help remotely… I just need you to open Windows App.

Which app?

Windows App.

I get that, I’m running Windows, but which app?

Windows App.

Look, are you being smart? I’m in Windows, say I click on the Start button, which app do I click on?

Windows App.

Allright you, let’s say the app is already running…

Sure.

And I press CTRL-ALT-DEL and open Task Manager.

OK.

WHAT’S THE NAME OF THE APP I WOULD SEE IN TASK MANAGER??!???

Windows App.

I’M ASKING YOU, ‘WHAT’S THE NAME OF THE APP’???!??!??

I’m telling you, ‘Windows App.’

I don’t know that the label gun does Greek. :)

We couldn’t afford the one I really wanted. Combatra! It split up into 5 different vehicles(!)

https://www.shogunwarriors.org/p/mattel-combatra.html?m=1

I only had 2 of the big ones, but they came in different sizes, and I still have all the small ones.

Little axes and things always got lost, then people would steal them out of the boxes on store shelves, so if you were looking for a new one you always had to verify all the parts were there. :(

Shogun Warriors:

Or if not in Doomsday proper, he’ll be in the post credits.

I mean the lengthy cast trailer had chairs for several of the other Fox X-Men characters so it would be weird if he WASN’T there.

https://youtu.be/GAAs2Q3Yh-Q

Ultima IV -

https://www.bestoldgames.net/ultima-4/play

A doctors note telling me I don’t have to. :)

When you have a heart attack, they enroll you in a program called “Cardiac Rehab”, it’s like physical therapy for your heart.

Had the first heart attack, started the program, doing the workouts, felt pretty good. Actually, while using the machine, it felt like I could do it all day.

Then they’d have me stop, cool down, drink some water, my blood pressure would crater and I’d pass out. :(

Doc said “Yeah, I don’t think Cardiac Rehab is productive for you…”

Had the 2nd heart attack. “Well, that was 5 years ago, lets try it again!”

Sure… Same deal.

Thank you Admiral!

Oh, you know they would not, nor the LA Times, or the New York Times.