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minus-squarePapaStevesy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up159arrow-down4·4 months agoCan she remember what she had for breakfast? If so, she’s got my vote.
minus-squareDave@lemmy.nzlinkfedilinkarrow-up102·4 months agoAnd this is why I’ll never be president.
minus-squareLordTrychon@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkarrow-up46·4 months agoSeriously. I NEVER know what she had for breakfast.
minus-squarekautau@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·4 months agois it a binary thing? because there’s a very good chance it’s not mcdonald’s, which can’t be said for the other side
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up21arrow-down2·4 months agoI’d vote for you if you legalize my medicinal cocaine.
minus-squaredisguy_ovahea@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up20·4 months agoDon’t forget about my emotional support prostitute.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8arrow-down3·4 months agoI like both at the same time so you can try pushing rope into a bored looking lady for three hundred bucks an hour.
minus-squaredisguy_ovahea@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·4 months agoNaturally. That’s where I have my best ideas.
minus-squarejaybone@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·4 months agoWell maybe you could be president if you stopped eating avocado toast and made coffee at home.
minus-squareDave@lemmy.nzlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·4 months agoI almost always make coffee at home since I work from home, and I don’t like avocado. So maybe I can be president? Though I’m not sure if there’s ever been a US president that doesn’t like avocado.
minus-squareDominusOfMegadeus@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up48arrow-down2·4 months agoShe could be a human suit full of spiders and she would have my vote.
minus-squareDreamButt@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·4 months agoThree dwarves in a trenchcoat, even
minus-squareInternetUser2012@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up8·4 months agoAs someone who has literally almost burnt a house down because of a spider, I second this.
minus-squarePapaStevesy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·4 months agoBefore you say Trump can too, hamburgers don’t count as breakfast.
minus-squareTime@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1arrow-down8·4 months agoAt least he remembered lol
Can she remember what she had for breakfast? If so, she’s got my vote.
And this is why I’ll never be president.
Seriously. I NEVER know what she had for breakfast.
is it a binary thing? because there’s a very good chance it’s not mcdonald’s, which can’t be said for the other side
I’d vote for you if you legalize my medicinal cocaine.
Don’t forget about my emotional support prostitute.
I like both at the same time so you can try pushing rope into a bored looking lady for three hundred bucks an hour.
Naturally. That’s where I have my best ideas.
Well maybe you could be president if you stopped eating avocado toast and made coffee at home.
I almost always make coffee at home since I work from home, and I don’t like avocado. So maybe I can be president? Though I’m not sure if there’s ever been a US president that doesn’t like avocado.
Not in my district
She could be a human suit full of spiders and she would have my vote.
Three dwarves in a trenchcoat, even
Now let’s not go too far.
As someone who has literally almost burnt a house down because of a spider, I second this.
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Bro y u gotta do me like that?
Yikes.
Before you say Trump can too, hamburgers don’t count as breakfast.
At least he remembered lol