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minus-squarePapaStevesy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up159arrow-down4·5 个月前Can she remember what she had for breakfast? If so, she’s got my vote.
minus-squareLordTrychon@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkarrow-up46·5 个月前Seriously. I NEVER know what she had for breakfast.
minus-squarekautau@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·5 个月前is it a binary thing? because there’s a very good chance it’s not mcdonald’s, which can’t be said for the other side
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up21arrow-down2·5 个月前I’d vote for you if you legalize my medicinal cocaine.
minus-squaredisguy_ovahea@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up20·5 个月前Don’t forget about my emotional support prostitute.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8arrow-down3·5 个月前I like both at the same time so you can try pushing rope into a bored looking lady for three hundred bucks an hour.
minus-squaredisguy_ovahea@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·5 个月前Naturally. That’s where I have my best ideas.
minus-squarejaybone@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·5 个月前Well maybe you could be president if you stopped eating avocado toast and made coffee at home.
minus-squareDave@lemmy.nzlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·5 个月前I almost always make coffee at home since I work from home, and I don’t like avocado. So maybe I can be president? Though I’m not sure if there’s ever been a US president that doesn’t like avocado.
minus-squareDominusOfMegadeus@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up48arrow-down2·5 个月前She could be a human suit full of spiders and she would have my vote.
minus-squareDreamButt@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·5 个月前Three dwarves in a trenchcoat, even
minus-squareInternetUser2012@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up8·5 个月前As someone who has literally almost burnt a house down because of a spider, I second this.
minus-squarePapaStevesy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·5 个月前Before you say Trump can too, hamburgers don’t count as breakfast.
Can she remember what she had for breakfast? If so, she’s got my vote.
And this is why I’ll never be president.
Seriously. I NEVER know what she had for breakfast.
is it a binary thing? because there’s a very good chance it’s not mcdonald’s, which can’t be said for the other side
I’d vote for you if you legalize my medicinal cocaine.
Don’t forget about my emotional support prostitute.
I like both at the same time so you can try pushing rope into a bored looking lady for three hundred bucks an hour.
Naturally. That’s where I have my best ideas.
Well maybe you could be president if you stopped eating avocado toast and made coffee at home.
I almost always make coffee at home since I work from home, and I don’t like avocado. So maybe I can be president? Though I’m not sure if there’s ever been a US president that doesn’t like avocado.
Not in my district
She could be a human suit full of spiders and she would have my vote.
Three dwarves in a trenchcoat, even
Now let’s not go too far.
As someone who has literally almost burnt a house down because of a spider, I second this.
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Bro y u gotta do me like that?
Yikes.
Before you say Trump can too, hamburgers don’t count as breakfast.
At least he remembered lol