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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Humor@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 months ago

Designated parking

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Designated parking

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  • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world
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    Once I made a joke about BMW drivers not using turn signals on Facebook, and then a female BMW driver angrily told me if it weren’t for pedestrians and cyclists, cars wouldn’t need turn signals. Then the car drivers also started to body her.

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      FR, before there were pedestrians, cities were much saver places, or rather the inhabited places where later cities were founded but lets don’t get lost in details.

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      We should remove humans from Earth so that cars can navigate streets without having stupid drivers at their wheel making bad decisions.

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    They would actually park 3 feet to the left so they could step out on to the BMW logo.

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    Checkmate!

    • THCDenton@lemmy.world
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      KING ME

  • formergijoe@lemmy.world
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    How rude of the BMW to take the Ram’s spot!

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    deleted by creator

    • EvilEyedPanda@lemmy.world
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      Proof that Michigan is the Florida for the north!

  • Hacksaw@lemmy.ca
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    Typical bmw driver parks across 4 spots in a space designated for 3 cars!

  • Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works
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    BMW’s aren’t bad at all these days. This is exactly how Tesla’s park, though.

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      Excuse me, could you tell me what that little stick on the left side of the wheel is for?

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      • BMWs* aren’t bad
      • how Teslas* park
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    • Downcount@lemmy.world
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      Found the BMW driver.

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      Dad jokes are puns. This isn’t a pun.

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          I’m glad when I can share my wisdom!

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