I just know that saruman’s death was cut out on the theatrical release and was pissed. Like, that’s kind of important isn’t it??

Yes! Black olives are the bomb and she hates them. I actually saw a black olive snack pack at a gas station and was sad she wasn’t there to judge me harshly when I bought it.

Your opinion on pickles. There’s a chance she’ll give you her pickle every time you get sandwiches, and that’s valuable.

Uncut. Those pre-sliced sheets are handy, but they’re either too big or too small for the present you’re wrapping, and you end up wasting more.

This better not apply to lotr

Why would they attack Toyota? Motherfuckers made the hilux, and you’ll be hard pressed to find a vehicle with more combat experience except the hummvee.

They had a chance to save themselves.

*Image uploads fixed, replaced link with screenshot.

You’re right it was only about 5 million. The tens of millions was from Mao.

This is trump’s America now. Only brown people can do terrorism.

“Tens of millions died, but lines went up!”

You know, you’d probably make a better capitalist than you think.

Yeah. Soviets had manufacturing capabilities out the ass. Russia is still using old Soviet armored vehicles in Ukraine. Granted, they’re getting it blown up as fast as possible, but still.

raising prices through tariffs he never mentioned.

They really don’t pay attention, huh?

Also the cattle rancher bemoaning the 240k subsidy he lost. “No goberment handouts! Oh no, my goberment handouts!”

“Hamas bakeries. They were baking bombs.”

-At least 3 Israeli officials next week, probably.

Jokes are supposed to be ridiculous, not expected.

Yeah they’ve lost the benefit of the doubt for me as well.

These are the same people that think Joe rogan is smart.

arrest those funding such actions

Wait, we can get paid to laugh at cybertrucks? And here I am doing it for free like a sucker.

If our democracy even survives long enough for there to be a reset.

Ballistic missile dodged.

Hmm, I haven’t kept up with casualty rates, but this will buy him another 8-9 months if I had to guess?