So far we have three people that have made the same comment about not being the front view. I’m using copy comments as TP tomorrow.
So far we have three people that have made the same comment about not being the front view. I’m using copy comments as TP tomorrow.
…Is your bathroom a swamp?
LOL my god, I was gonna say. OP apparently lacks a rudimentary immune system as well. Or, is shoving that tp way, way too deep. And leaving it there.
My wife got me to install a bidet. Can’t remember to try it. Been 8-months, still forget.
You’ve had a bidet for 8 months and you have yet to experience its wonders?
I’ve had a bidet for years and never used it. The rest of my family does, but I have no interest.
It is far superior and unmeasurably more efficient.
Actually you can measure it, by the amount you save on shit tickets.
I don’t like being wet, so I’d use about as much TP anyways. Maybe more.
Eh, different strokes for different butts. I don’t see how having a wet/moist ass is more efficient. I have one, and don’t use it unless I’m particularly interested…in extra cleanliness. It’s not for everyone.
If you step in dog poop, do you just wipe it off or do you wash your foot?
Yeah, and why take a shower when you can just pat yourself down with paper towel?
Some of you bidet fans sound like you’re in a religion with all the proselytizing. You do you, just stop pretending that your way is magically superior.
Cleaning with water is objectively superior then cleaning without, no?
Nothing magical about it. It’s simply, objectively superior.
He lives in a hut in the rainforest maybe?