Use a bigger basket.

Which is to say: a whole hell of a lot easier than a camel going through the eye of a needle, to quote JC.

Because in every Animal that walks upright, the Deficiency of the Fluids that fill the Muscles appears first in the highest Part: The Face first grows lank and wrinkled; then the Neck; then the Breast and Arms; the lower Parts continuing to the last as plump as ever: So that covering all above with a Basket, and regarding only what is below the Girdle, it is impossible of two Women to know an old from a young one. And as in the dark all Cats are grey, the Pleasure of corporal Enjoyment with an old Woman is at least equal, and frequently superior, every Knack being by Practice capable of Improvement.

Benjamin Franklin in his letter, “Advice to a Friend On Choosing a Mistress.”

He’ll he remembered as one of the few people who really tried to stem the bleeding.

The Russians have men?

Phew, crisis averted.

Damn, these things are getting scary good.

Sadly doesn’t seem too bright either.

I assume you mean my pile of bologna.

Oh, have you not heard of keto!?

Does Russia have dom-marines to take on the sub-marines?

I’d start here, but you’ll likely need to tweak the amounts, because the recipe yields one Kelly LeBrock by default.

Gave me a little coughing fit, but I have a head cold, so I’m an easy target.

What’s up with Mel? Does he have Parkinson’s or something similar? Or is he just strung out on cocaine? He was insanely, constantly twitchy the whole interview.

I make music, including putting it to video every once and awhile. So technically “music videos,” I guess. I don’t share them all that much, but here’s a weird one I’m kind of proud of.

Installed Snowflake, thanks for the heads-up. Pretty simple way to try to be a little helpful. Was like two clicks.

If you watch how they work, these actually scoop up water and convert it to fire. And still all the woke libs act surprised California has constant water shortage and wildfire issues. You’re literally converting your water into fire, sheeple!

I agree with the three of you.

Splinter Cell just wasting away for years. :(

Why do it at all if not to grow my spankbank?

I would, but my phone is also my only camera right now. I hope to invest in a proper DSLR soon though.