• ShaggySnacks
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    5 months ago

    I’m going to need to see a business plan when it comes to selling crack.

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      5 months ago
      1. Buy as much coçaine as you can
      2. Stir up with baking soda
      3. Put in the oven @450 for 30 minutes
      4. Taste for donéness (add sugar if you like)
      5. Sell whatever is left from you 3 day crack binge with a healthy profit margin
      6. ??? ⁷. Repeat