The official above ground crossing. The IDF does not have control of the tunnels.

“These Russian guys put me in a cage made of chicken wire, man. And then they dumped this dang black oil on my face, and it went into my eyes!”

They would have likely come in through snuggling tunnels in Sinai.

The black oil has him now.

(Do we not have any X Files emojis?)

I for one am shocked that the elderly man who is clearly entering the latter stages of dementia is being stubborn about not being fit to be president.

If not voting for Biden is a vote for Trump, then not voting for Trump is also a vote for Biden. So actually, by not voting for either, you are voting for both, and that is voter fraud.

Thanks, Obama!

My favorite rum to drink straight.

Allen Edmonds*

Finance bro detected

All the people at the CIA who knew how to do this stuff are dead. Poppy ain’t walking through that door.

At some point, the Bolivian left needs to start doing what the Argentinian junta did and just start disappearing these motherfuckers. No trial, no press, just secretly execute them and never tell their family what happened.

Yes, we are sitting on the largest pile of cash ever amassed in human history. No, we will not spend a single red cent on following even the most basic industrial & environmental regulations.

“Folks, the House of Saud, they are the best Custodians of the Two Holy Mosques. The best! You couldn’t ask for better custodians. If the IDF went to Mecca and killed a whole bunch of muslims in front of that yuge beautiful black cube–have you seen that yuge black cube, folks? It’s really big and it’s black and gold and it’s bee-yootiful. If the IDF went in there and killed a whole bunch of muslims, the Saudis, they would have the blood cleaned up in no time! They would shout at their Indian janitors ‘Hey Abdul, mop up that blood’ and it would look like new in a flash! They’re the best custodians folks, you can’t beat’em!”

If it makes you feel any better, during the Deep Water Horizon incident, they had experts come in from various fields come to the White House to propose “novel soltions” to cap the well. One of my professors was on a team that pitched using a tactical nuclear warheas to collapse the well. They were basically laughed out of the White House. That was a different admin, but still.

He basically got criticized from all sides for different reasons (marxists because FTV wouldn’t have actually done what it’s purported purpose was, liberals because it was an attempt to challenge the Dem establishment, and conservatives because M4A “is socialism”), and not a lot of people can mentally withstand that level of criticism, especially people who are already stubborn cranks.

He was jokerfied by the Force the Vote saga.

Armenia’s situation is a bit different from the other FSRs with regards to its territorial disputes. I think the logic was something along the lines of “We’ll stay out of your business if you stay out of ours.” I believe that has changed as a result of Israel’s support for Azerbaijan, their unwillingness to recognize the Armenian genocide for fear of pissing off Turkey, and the ongoing attacks/attempts to steal the land of the Armenian community in the Armenian Quarter of Jerusalem.

And here I thought their genitals were naturally pixelated.