A second pronoun has hit the hexbear tower 😢

GBnews is actual cancer so I wouldn’t even click it if I were you. Plus, nobody else seems to have reported this.

HELP! HELP! THIS ELDERLY LADY HAS FALLEN OVER! DOES ANYBODY HAVE SOME GINSENG?? SHE’S SPIRITUALLY FLATLINING! OH GOD! WE NEED THE FRANKINCENSE NOW OR SHE’S NOT GOING! TO MAKE IT! SOMEBODY PREP THE PADDLES. YES, I MEAN THE AMETHYST PADDLES!

I haven’t seen them in years but they truly were one of the all time greats in the field of snack.

Them guy real dumb.

I prefer Liz Fartlow

My political days are over. NO MORE QUESTIONS

I’ll mix you together

Introducing the 75th annual struggle session. May the odds be forever in your flavour.

Yummy salt lick salad with extra salt. Good for what ails ya

I’m sorry. I’m illiterate

I’m vegan so I’m alright for fish salad but in principle I wouldn’t say adding fish to a salad is bizarre. It’s more the sweet stuff or just adding mayo to something and calling it salad.

I’m on my second month. I still think it’s too expensive but I actually really like it. Especially the filters. The small web filter is really cool.

Stephen King clearly hates X so why doesn’t he move to Mastodon already

I’m not saying it isn’t nice (I’ve never tried it) but how is it salad??

Okay I will accept fruit salad too

Is a heavy salad just a bowl of syrup and chocolate??

WHAT THE HELL IS A JELL-O SALAD