Carl [he/him]

The only thing I ever seem to learn about foreign cultures (across space or time or both) is that the people in them were basically the same as the people everywhere else. All differences are directly attributable to material conditions.

Plus we all know which parts of the government are absolutely not getting cut by

Been rewatching Red vs Blue. I love it but they really shoulda killed this show off after Season 2, maybe keep going to 5 but that’s where it really, really, really needed to stop.

They made HOW many episodes!? THERE’S A MOVIE!!!???

Try the drop flop… While driving about 40, reach out and lift top of the wiper from the windshield about 6 inches or so and let it flop back into place. Then, try a cleaning wipe again. I just did that this morning and it worked great.

Just reach your hand out your window at cruising speed and jiggle it, it’ll be fine.

chess with a skill tree or fog of war

TvT Starcraft be like

Agh that’s such bullshit. Hidden fees in all industries should be abolished, but especially in renting.

Just checking, you know that you’re moving in, right? They’re not trying to get you to pay an application fee and then ghost you? That was a pretty common scam last time I was house hunting.

Hope it works out well and they don’t jack up the price on you. That happened to my aunt when she tried to move to California - she’s been a nurse for like fifty years, lived here for one of them and then had to move back to the East Coast because they wanted to spike her rent (which is supposed to be illegal here but they had some kind of loophole).

Umm actually sweaty have you considered that communism has killed 100 million people?? chekmate

Entrepreneurship, so it’s pretty much what I was expecting so far

oh god she’s talking about drop shipping like it’s a brilliant and great idea

Oh boy, my professor’s talking about entrepreneurs like Bill Gates and Elon Musk, I wonder if she’ll mention how much money they got from their parents

I forget who I first heard it from but the difference between communists and capitalists does kinda boil down to who we think the parasites are.

I’ve got like six greys in my beard. If I shave I go from Gen X to Zoomer swear to god.

Considering how many troops get dinged for trafficking drugs, I don’t think this conflict will happen. Or if it does, it will be a kind of limited hangout, with the military helping one cartel destroy another for appearances and nothing fundamentally changing.

I choose to believe that they upgraded the bot to deepseek and this is what happened.