PugJesus@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 months agoDudebro vampirelemmy.worldimagemessage-square36fedilinkarrow-up1408arrow-down118
arrow-up1390arrow-down1imageDudebro vampirelemmy.worldPugJesus@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 months agomessage-square36fedilink
minus-square5714@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4arrow-down4·5 months agowhat’s so important about him being straight?
minus-squareskyspydude1@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up28·5 months agoBecause it makes the longstanding sexual themes of vampires way funnier when he has to say “no homo” every time he dines
minus-squareShaggySnackslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4arrow-down1·5 months ago“Look bro. My sire told me the best way to get blood is from men. You get extra gains from biting the man’s dick. It’s like no homo bro. It’s all about the gains and the blood.”
what’s so important about him being straight?
Because it makes the longstanding sexual themes of vampires way funnier when he has to say “no homo” every time he dines
“Look bro. My sire told me the best way to get blood is from men. You get extra gains from biting the man’s dick. It’s like no homo bro. It’s all about the gains and the blood.”