My balls are so full and heavy with plastic I’m shooting out hot liquid g.i. joes every time I coom.
That’s why they call you the 3D printer peen
Gross get em out of me
And by that i mean my testicles
I got you fam!
This will only hurt once… But damn will it hurt! Afterwards you do me, yeah?TRUE!!!
life in plastic, it’s fantastic
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Just use science to turn skin cells into gametes. We can’t do it with humans now but if we were going to go extinct, we’d figure it out.
Children of Dandruff
New Monty python song “every flake is sacred, dandruff is good. If a scrape is wasted, God gets quite irate.”
If you say dandruff is great then it would rhyme
oh shit it actually is ‘great’ instead of ‘good’
t girls
barbie dollsbeing full of plastic
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Brb I need to configure my e-steps
How do they know? No one’s checked mine. Can yall have someone sent over?
The IOF sperm squad checked you while you slept
You don’t get regular visits from your neighborhood ball and penis inspector?
I’d bet money if this existed it’d be British
oi mate you got a loicense for them testicules
sorry mate regulation says yours are too large
tired: hard dick
wired: hard balls
Death to America
I’m sure that won’t have any consequences whatsoever
Brace yourselves for some concern trolling about fertility rates
ooh I should get mine out of the freezer and have a look
What if a mutation occurs and the plastic becomes part of the baby’s DNA making him extremely flexible and immortal
And with the power to… MELT
Has plastic surgery gone too far??
No, but seriously, microplastics are horrifying.
When everyone’s balls fill up with plastics, we’ll invent time travel, and send them back in time to be used as super bouncy balls. That’s where those come from. It’s very important that we keep polluting the environment with microplastics to preserve the stable time loop.
Half man, half microplastics
