IMF_DOOM [she/her, undecided]@hexbear.net to the_dunk_tank@hexbear.netEnglish · 8 months agoI'm a clitorial truther nowhexbear.netimagemessage-square46fedilinkarrow-up1137arrow-down10
arrow-up1137arrow-down1imageI'm a clitorial truther nowhexbear.netIMF_DOOM [she/her, undecided]@hexbear.net to the_dunk_tank@hexbear.netEnglish · 8 months agomessage-square46fedilink
minus-squareIMF_DOOM [she/her, undecided]@hexbear.netOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up34·edit-28 months agoi searched for the original context and it makes it even funnier
minus-squareHestia [comrade/them, she/her]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·8 months agoVagina’s are basically just inverted penises, so if you eat pussy, you’re actually eating dick. and that’s pretty gay. However the inverse is also true. So if you suck dick, you’re sucking pussy, and that makes you an alpha.
minus-squareanaesidemus [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·8 months agowhere is the synthesis? are bi people the true alphas?
minus-squareTankiedesantski [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·8 months agoBi comrades have achieved true wisdom that one is as good as the other.
minus-squarekeepcarrot [she/her]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·8 months agoThis is so good
minus-squarePalacegalleryratio [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·8 months agoIf this is a bit it’s very funny, if it isn’t it’s still very funny but now also a tragedy.
minus-squarekeepcarrot [she/her]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·8 months agoFirst as tragedy but simultaneously as farce
minus-squareD61 [any]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·8 months agoSecond image “have you never seen a vagina??” Seriously, vagina and vulva are two different things people. If you’re looking for the clit in the vagina… you’re… you’re doing it wrong.
minus-squareCthulhusIntern [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·8 months agoDoes this guy tweet about anything else? Does he make himself being bad at sex his whole personality?
minus-squareM68040 [they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·8 months agoThis would be a motherfucker of a bit if there wasn’t ample precedent for this sort of thing being totally unironic
minus-squareNoLeftLeftWhereILive@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·8 months agoWtf is phallic order? This can’t be a real person?
i searched for the original context and it makes it even funnier
Vagina’s are basically just inverted penises, so if you eat pussy, you’re actually eating dick. and that’s pretty gay.
However the inverse is also true. So if you suck dick, you’re sucking pussy, and that makes you an alpha.
where is the synthesis? are bi people the true alphas?
Bi comrades have achieved true wisdom that one is as good as the other.
This is so good
If this is a bit it’s very funny, if it isn’t it’s still very funny but now also a tragedy.
First as tragedy but simultaneously as farce
Second image “have you never seen a vagina??”
Seriously, vagina and vulva are two different things people. If you’re looking for the clit in the vagina… you’re… you’re doing it wrong.
Does this guy tweet about anything else? Does he make himself being bad at sex his whole personality?
This would be a motherfucker of a bit if there wasn’t ample precedent for this sort of thing being totally unironic
Wtf is phallic order? This can’t be a real person?