• showmewhatyougot@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    I also like the version: “knowledge is knowing that the tomato is a fruit, wisdom is knowing that you shouldn’t put it in a fruit salad”

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      1 year ago

      The full version is:

      Strength is being able to crush a tomato.
      Dexterity is being able to dodge a thrown tomato.
      Constitution is being able to eat a poisoned tomato and live.
      Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.
      Wisdom is knowing not to use a tomato in a fruit salad.
      Charisma is being able to sell someone on a tomato-based fruit salad.

      “Hey, isn’t salsa technically a tomato-based fruit salad?”

      “Found the bard!”