• chetradley@lemm.ee
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    1 year ago

    The full version is:

    Strength is being able to crush a tomato.
    Dexterity is being able to dodge a thrown tomato.
    Constitution is being able to eat a poisoned tomato and live.
    Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.
    Wisdom is knowing not to use a tomato in a fruit salad.
    Charisma is being able to sell someone on a tomato-based fruit salad.

    “Hey, isn’t salsa technically a tomato-based fruit salad?”

    “Found the bard!”