A guy came to my front door and said “I have the paper that says I own this house! Give me money!”

And I said, “Are you the government?”

And he said, “No.”

So I said, “That’s fine, here is the money.”

But then another guy came by and said the same thing, and I was, like “Where does the paper that says you own the thing even come from?”

And, ladies and gentlemen, you are not even going to believe the answer.