The Ukraine war was just a distraction all along. Russia has developed FTL travel and now has nukes stationed in Andromeda, waiting to strike the US.

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    9 months ago

    It has six settings:

    1. Turn people into Jews
    2. Turn people into communists (label is often changed with 1 as a prank but nobody notices the difference)
    3. Turn people transgender
    4. Make people stop saying slurs
    5. Havana syndrome
    6. ALL OF THE ABOVE MUAHAHAHAHAHA