• zifnab25 [he/him, any]@hexbear.net
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    5 months ago

    No, no, no. They aren’t advanced enough to experience True Capitalism. In Africa, Capitalism has simply never been tried. That’s why they don’t have the big malls and the ranch style homes and the overabundance of third world natural resources at discount rates.

    To the Africans I say GIVE CAPITALISM A CHANCE. Your first step is to launch a fleet of Liberation Ships to the coast of Florida, where you can bring Freedom and Justice to the oppressed peoples of Miami and Ft. Lauderdale. Then spread your message of peace, love, and the Grace of God all along the Gulf and Atlantic Coasts, where millions of lazy and uneducated white natives have fallen victim to the removed habits of a Godless Nation. Finally, you can build for yourselves a shining City on a Hill using the newly harnessed energy resources of these once slovenly and backwards peoples. And you can set yourselves up as an example for the rest of the Central World, as a glorious African Union.