WWYD: What Would Yanni Do

I’m afraid we will have to talk about your cardboard mask, but I will allow the box fort to remain for now. Also pickles are ok but no more microwaving them, ok?

So some secretive person behind a wall of boxes is trying to hand me a totally unsuspicious looking jar of gherkins…Hmmmm, I’ve oft pondered what I would do in this situation. I suppose I’d go down to the fruit cellar and ask mumsie’s well-pickled corpse what I should do.

Have a sandwich with some pickles?

I’d slip her my pickle if you know what I’m saying.