• MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today
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    10 months ago

    LMAO okay buddy. Can’t quit starting wars, eh? Old habits die hard I guess.

    Also, for someone so ardently advocating for going to class you have a suspiciously large amount of free time on a Monday morning…

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        10 months ago

        “Oooh, witness me, I have a job, I’m very important! I work all day to pay taxes and rent, but at least they don’t keep me on a short leash.”

        Yeah, see, I knew you were a midwit.

        BTW did you get one of these when you graduated?

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          10 months ago

          Hahahahaha so you tried to mock me for not having a job, and now youre trying to mock me for making my own hours? Someones jealous. That phd lie fell apart real fast, how embarassing.

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              10 months ago

              What job do you think I have where I make my own hours but cant pay off my loans?

              What phd did you lie about having where you arent throwing stones in a glass house?

              • MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today
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                10 months ago

                I never said I had a PhD, I said I had a Master’s degree. Are you even paying attention?

                And as far as student loans go, I don’t have any, because it turns out that if you’re smart enough, you can get a scholarship.

                BTW, drivers on Uber and DoorDash can set their own hours, too.

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                  10 months ago

                  Oh, sorry, I figured those lies were completely exchangable.

                  Like the scholarship lie, you easily could have made up mommies money and it would be just as believable.

                  You think driving a car is a science career? That tracks

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                    10 months ago

                    Okay, here’s something I bet you didn’t learn in school: if you’re a habitual liar, you have to assume everyone else is constantly lying as well. So you always have to second guess everyone and everything in order not to be found out or outplayed by a better liar.

                    If you tell the truth, on the other hand, you might get taken for a ride occasionally, but on the plus side, you can identify liars with ease, because they’ll generally be the first to accuse you of lying when they feel like they’ve overplayed their hand.

                    Sorry about that delivery job, bro. Shit’s tough right now for a lot of people but hang in there, it’ll get better again.