EDIT: since apparently a bunch of people woke up with the wrong foot this morning or forgot to check the group they’re in:
This is a joke. Do not steal or vandalize speed enforcement cameras (or anything else for that matter). That’s against the law and you will likely get arrested.
If you’re addicted to crack or any other drugs, please seek professional help.
That doesn’t sound quite right, but I’m sure there’s some platinum in there to make up for anything short of 5 lbs.
dig hard enough under a mountain and you might find an emerald
Or a Balrog.