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If anyone tells you it’s wrong to lie on your resume just show them this.
Blud is like 90 and still lying
“tackle”, “protect”, “safer”, “strengthen”… What a vocabulary. I can’t tell if I’m reading something about football or a war report.
I want a linebackers coach to give me a breakdown on his form
me trying to update my resume when i spent the last 3 years smoking weed and playing video games at my job:
my sincere reaction to seeing this
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The climate crisis is over. He tackled it.
tackled it and beat it to death with his bare hands
“Protected millions of acres of lands and waters”
This reads like my first resume where i was listing the useless college projects I did.
energy
Fixed climate has he? What is he, a X-Men character?
Launched the American Climate Corps.
18-26 year olds getting paid $15/h to clean up oil spills are going to save us.
● Provided exceptional workplace ethic while serving as supervisor to over 50 departments while maintaining personal staff.
Yawn, read the Chinese President’s address instead.
2023 MAJOR ACCOMPLISHMENTS of the Xi-Han Administration
★ PREVENTED INFLATION & LOWERED COSTS
Consumer and wholesale prices fell, avoiding the years-long inflationary and cost-of-living crisis present in the rest of the world.
★ TACKLED THE CLIMATE CRISIS
Installed 230 GW of wind and solar power - double that of the US and EU combined. The world’s first pebble-bed gas-cooled high-temperature nuclear reactor entered commercial service. The number of electric vehicle charging stations reached 100,000 with 33% in rural areas. Despite high power consumption increases of nearly 10% year-on-year, the country is set to reach peak carbon emissions ahead of schedule.
★ PREVENTED A REAL ESTATE CRISIS
The ongoing property sector crisis continues to be managed, preventing Japan-like stagnation.
★ OVERSAW INNOVATION-DRIVEN DEVELOPMENT
The C919 large passenger airplane entered commercial service. The Chinese-built large cruise ship completed its trial voyage, and the Shenzhou spaceships are continuing their missions in space. Further advances in the domestic semiconductor industry have been made.
★ STRENGTHENED MULTILATERAL INSTITUTIONS
Various international trade deals were denominated in local currencies. Several more countries were invited to join BRICS.
and so on and so forth, etc. etc. I only have my laptop and can’t use my right pointer finger so I’m pretty tired of navigating the internet and typing lol
I literally watched Xi’s address last night and was blown away by the use of examples of actual, concrete things done and not just lofty rhetoric about shit like “the promise of America” and “the shape of our democracy”.
I hate “optimistic” documentaries made by liberals because it was always ends with some shit like “even though our country is deeply divided, at the end of the day, we’re Americans. And Americans want to protect our freedoms and democracy. We’ll get there, but we have to work together.”
And throughout the documentary it’s just some bourgeois asshole naval gazing at poor people.
Look Jack I saved the soul of America now vote for me
A proper fucking country.
Last night I was with mostly liberals, so they wanted to watch the Times square ball drop. Even they had to admit it was the most depressing, ad-ridden joke of a tradition. Watching Xi’s calming, and uplifting new year address this morning is the best detox for it.
Same. I watched the ball drop with a bunch of people and everyone brought up how nearly every inch of the screen was covered in ads not to mention planet fitness’ brand colors drive the aesthetic for everyone there. It’s just a sea of purple and yellow.
invested in America & created good jobs
Did Nathan Felder write this?
MADE AMERICA SAFER FROM GUN VIOLENCE
About 1,000 less deaths than last year. Lol
The proposed law would restrict federal funding to states that didn’t comply. Red states took it to court, and Biden threw in the towel and added “exemptions” to the states.
The legislation never received a vote in the Senate.
Roe v Wade
Mass shootings every day
Student debt relief plan was shot down
Supreme Court is filled with right wing judges
Nice, you got most of em. The inflation one made my jaw drop too. Like rent and food prices in the US have gone up like 20% every single damn year.
Inflation on food has not budged.
Yeah but TVs are more affordable than ever so thanks Biden!
Why do you think most economic indicators and inflation calculators exclude food?
Let them eat VR!
Food inflation growth rate has decreased but high food inflation for over a year reduced the purchasing power especially as there wasn’t much growth in wages.
" Food inflation is a fanum tax on the poor" - Someone
Is it still inflation when they’re just jacking the prices up bc they can and no one will stop them?
that’s all inflation has ever been
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Tankies once again showing they don’t know Basic™ economics. The war on inflation is over. We won, at very little cost.
My partners dad is this type of liberal and he dropped this take on me during Christmas lmao
God I hate 538 techno-liberal boomer 🤓 dads.
If not for the existence of Barack “Drone King” Obama, Paul Krugman would be proof positive as to the abject worthlessness of Nobel prizes.
Krugman always makes me think of this one from one of Lenin’s best diss tracks:
The answer is simple: the personal qualities of present-day professors are such that we may find among them even exceptionally stupid people like Tugan. But the social status of professors in bourgeois society is such that only those are allowed to hold such posts who sell science to serve the interests of capital, and agree to utter the most fatuous nonsense, the most unscrupulous drivel and twaddle against the socialists. The bourgeoisie will forgive the professors all this as long as they go on “abolishing” socialism.
Damn had I read this before I would have replied to the tweet with this when I saw it
You excluded everything people needed to live.
Come on, Paul.
Golden fucking reply. Which of you lovely lefty trolls did this?
Libs will believe anything you tell them, if its printed on watermarked vellum with a Sans Serif font.
“The life expectancy of men in the U.S. is nearly six years shorter than that of women”
Odd choice of graphic. Seems to imply the opposite.
Just adding on to this
45.3 million people have student loan debt, so we helped…7.9% of them. Typical liberal ‘help’.
When he’s right, he’s right though, we sure are ‘standing up’ for Ukraine and Israel, the admin literally circumvented Congress again to send Israel more guns to kill Palestinians with, and is currently quiet quitting in Ukraine.
Wait, that’s not supporting…oh.
The White House is reportedly open to making concessions to Republicans in its negotiations over aid to Ukraine and Israel that go far beyond border security.
lmao, can’t make this stuff up.
The admin did also confirm a lot of judges, although maybe it’d be better if they didn’t.
Mr. Biden had intended to nominate Meredith for a district court judgeship in eastern Kentucky…Meredith, a well-known conservative in Kentucky, defended the state’s anti-abortion laws in court. He also successfully defended a state law that stripped Kentucky Democratic Gov. Andy Beshear of his emergency power to implement COVID-19 restrictions.
Liberals.
The White House is reportedly open to making concessions to Republicans
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No you didn’t
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No, you most certainly didn’t (although to be fair no one president can do this)
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Ok, the high speed rail stuff is pretty cool. I’m in a good mood, so you get one.
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No you didn’t
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Wasn’t there more mass shootings in 2023 than days?
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Could have fooled me
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Yeah, you ‘spoke out’ against it. But no one listened.
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None of that is relevant thanks to the supreme court, and democrats would never use the GOP tactics of putting their alleged ideological loyalties as upmost priority.
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