PorkRoll@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 11 months agoWhat's the most absurd thing you've seen someone refuse to do because of toxic masculinity?message-squaremessage-square395fedilinkarrow-up1384arrow-down142
arrow-up1342arrow-down1message-squareWhat's the most absurd thing you've seen someone refuse to do because of toxic masculinity?PorkRoll@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 11 months agomessage-square395fedilink
minus-squareAkuchimoya@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkarrow-up186·11 months agoRefusing to use nail polish remover to clean off permanent marker because that’s “for women”. It’s acetone, my dude, acetone.
minus-squareDeath_Equity@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up149·11 months agoAll solvents are gay. That includes water, the gayest of solvents.
minus-squareCADmonkey@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up73·edit-211 months agoThis makes sense, every gay person I’ve met drank water.
minus-squareRuss@bitforged.spacelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·11 months agoIt’s like my science used to say in grade school, “100% of people who consume dihydrogen monoxide end up dead”. Water has quite a few side effects, the evidence is clear!
minus-squaremack7400@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10arrow-down1·11 months agoJust like how 100% of people that conflate correlation & causation die.
minus-squareTja@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down2·11 months agoPhrasing is wrong. You have consumed water and are alive. The correct phrasing could be something like “100% of people who died have consumed dihydrogen monoxide at some point in their lives”.
minus-squareRuss@bitforged.spacelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·11 months ago You have consumed water and are alive. Bold assumption! Jokes aside, perhaps that was the phrasing that he used. Unfortunately it’s been quite a while since I was in grade school.
minus-squareKingBoo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up20·11 months agoWater, the universally gay, solvent.
minus-squareCustoslibera@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·11 months agoThe H in H2O stands for homosexual, it’s true, look it up.
minus-squareBarqsHasBite@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5arrow-down1·11 months agoIf only it could dissolve the gay away.
minus-squareCADmonkey@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up14·11 months agoMeanwhile I buy my wife nail polish that just happens to be the same color as something I need to touch-up or paint.
minus-squareagent_flounder@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·11 months ago“metallic grey…gee…thanks?”
minus-squareklemptor@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkarrow-up4·11 months agoI have at least 2 dozen metallic grey nail polishes lol… I’d be stoked to get another!
minus-squareKlystron@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up5·11 months agoI don’t even know what that means… Like you got a sharpie mark on you? Permanent marker on a white board? What scenario is that lol
minus-squarechitak166@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5arrow-down1·11 months agoReal men use isopropyl alcohol.
minus-squareagent_flounder@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·edit-211 months agoI only use carb cleaner!^(1) /s 1 also acetone
Refusing to use nail polish remover to clean off permanent marker because that’s “for women”. It’s acetone, my dude, acetone.
All solvents are gay. That includes water, the gayest of solvents.
This makes sense, every gay person I’ve met drank water.
It’s like my science used to say in grade school, “100% of people who consume dihydrogen monoxide end up dead”.
Water has quite a few side effects, the evidence is clear!
Just like how 100% of people that conflate correlation & causation die.
I mean it was sarcasm
Phrasing is wrong. You have consumed water and are alive.
The correct phrasing could be something like “100% of people who died have consumed dihydrogen monoxide at some point in their lives”.
Bold assumption! Jokes aside, perhaps that was the phrasing that he used. Unfortunately it’s been quite a while since I was in grade school.
Water, the universally gay, solvent.
The H in H2O stands for homosexual, it’s true, look it up.
If only it could dissolve the gay away.
Meanwhile I buy my wife nail polish that just happens to be the same color as something I need to touch-up or paint.
“metallic grey…gee…thanks?”
I have at least 2 dozen metallic grey nail polishes lol… I’d be stoked to get another!
I don’t even know what that means… Like you got a sharpie mark on you? Permanent marker on a white board? What scenario is that lol
Real men use isopropyl alcohol.
I only use carb cleaner!^(1) /s
1 also acetone