Burned down, fell over, and sank into the swamp.

Googol 10^100.

(Not sure if that’s official prefix.)

So mUcH fOr GlObAl WaRmInG.

Lies, that has to be on speakerphone.

Making a phone call??? What is this?

Not the worst invasion they’ve seen.

Get loose tea and a metal steeper. Cheaper and better quality all at once.

And I heard he was supposed to be smart.

I had the showerthought that Gump said “you never know what you’re gonna get” because he was illiterate and couldn’t read the map.

Will work for the lifetime of the Deck.

Community note: Bribes are illegal and won’t be tolerated in sparkly clean Brazil.

Anecdata.

Drill babbbyyyyy drill.

Community notes: fake, Androids are already fully functional.

Change the title from “they” to “Saudi Arabia”.

Every comment I get from .ml is just weird and bad. I’m really at the point of blocking the whole instance.

So now it goes to the Supreme Court?

Someone tell me if I have it wrong buti think normally they wouldn’t get involved in this kind of thing, but since it’s Daddy Trump they might.

No phone use in bed.

Might not help with the getting into bed part, but it’s cognitive behavioral therapy to associate bed with sleep.

He must be seething over Elon taking his position.

Root cellars were amazing things. My grandparents would grow potatoes and store them for a year until next harvest.