• Akasazh@lemmy.world
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      I once smacked him and he turned the other cheek. I didn’t smack him again as he was clearly getting aroused from it. Sick weirdo

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        He also screamed at an out-of-season fig tree for not giving him any figs, immediately after which he hangrily overturned everything in the temple.

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          He also told me to drink his blood and eat his body. I said no thank you Jesus, I’m a vegetarian

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            Catholic version is even weirder, because he’s turning your food and drink into himself after the fact. You thought you’d had a nice cracker and some wine? Lol, you’re a literal cannibal.

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              It’s the really, really asshole version of licking your finger and touching someone’s food