• Saneless@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    He also told me to drink his blood and eat his body. I said no thank you Jesus, I’m a vegetarian

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      1 year ago

      Catholic version is even weirder, because he’s turning your food and drink into himself after the fact. You thought you’d had a nice cracker and some wine? Lol, you’re a literal cannibal.

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        It’s the really, really asshole version of licking your finger and touching someone’s food