Lee Duna@lemmy.nz to World News@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months agoCompany tells employees to run miles each month if they want their bonuseswww.techspot.comexternal-linkmessage-square147fedilinkarrow-up1259arrow-down110
arrow-up1249arrow-down1external-linkCompany tells employees to run miles each month if they want their bonuseswww.techspot.comLee Duna@lemmy.nz to World News@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months agomessage-square147fedilink
minus-squarefuckwit_mcbumcrumble@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7arrow-down6·edit-211 months agoI’m sure they offer alternatives. Not everything is so black and white. Our companies in particular is just 30 exercise minutes so you can do whatever you want to get your heart rate up.
minus-squareBrekky@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·edit-211 months agoI hope ‘going to therapy to treat your depression because you can’t force yourself to go out and exercise’ is offered as an alternative too.
minus-squareBlooper@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0arrow-down1·11 months agoSex. I want my company to pay me to sex. I feel like I could totally get behind that. Sexually.
I’m sure they offer alternatives. Not everything is so black and white.
Our companies in particular is just 30 exercise minutes so you can do whatever you want to get your heart rate up.
I hope ‘going to therapy to treat your depression because you can’t force yourself to go out and exercise’ is offered as an alternative too.
Sex. I want my company to pay me to sex. I feel like I could totally get behind that. Sexually.