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minus-squareAnnoyed_🦀 @monyet.cclinkfedilinkarrow-up141arrow-down1·edit-21 year agoNo, you are not. these people must’ve masturbated, hence they’re sinful.
minus-squareinterdimensionalmeme@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up16·1 year agoI sin multiple times per day but it’s ok because I always make sure to kill god first.
minus-squareMonkderZweite@feddit.chlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·edit-21 year agoAren’t they from birth sinful?
minus-squarewreckedcarzz@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 year agoImminent death and dismemberment is my kink the simulation we are all trapped in resets as they now need to include a provision that no weird af kinks screw up the test
minus-squareEmpathicVagrant@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 year agoBut you just created them. The whole of their lives they have been tied to that track the way a character is trapped in the holodeck. When have they had time to sin?
minus-squareNepenthe@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 year agoEven Jesus said imagining adultery is the same as committing it. They can still think, ergo they are worthy of punishment
minus-squareinterdimensionalmeme@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year agoProperty is theft in the same way that religion is sin
minus-squareGargleBlaster@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 year agoOr they wore mixed fabric clothing, so they’re basically satan
No, you are not. these people must’ve masturbated, hence they’re sinful.
I sin multiple times per day but it’s ok because I always make sure to kill god first.
Aren’t they from birth sinful?
Imminent death and dismemberment is my kink
the simulation we are all trapped in resets as they now need to include a provision that no weird af kinks screw up the test
But you just created them. The whole of their lives they have been tied to that track the way a character is trapped in the holodeck. When have they had time to sin?
Even Jesus said imagining adultery is the same as committing it. They can still think, ergo they are worthy of punishment
So… Christianity has thought crimes?
Property is theft in the same way that religion is sin
Or they wore mixed fabric clothing, so they’re basically satan
Satin, you say?
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