I am also willing for you to go to jail.

And I’m guessing the judge also plays racquetball or something.

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    “If I lose to [Joe Biden], I don’t know what I’m going to do – I will never speak to you again. You’ll never see me again.” —DJ Trump

    “I Am Willing to Go to Jail”

    The master spinner of lies and deceit shits out just another lie.

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      He’s a tease, never delivers the goods. Well, he did get fastfood delivered to the White House that one time. Food orders taken, food orders delivered.

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      DJ Trump - “Master Spinner of Lies and Deceit”

      I can’t help but read that like it could’ve been the name and motto of some alternate universe DJ that can’t stop scratching those discs in the club.

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      I can think of maybe one way to get him to actually go through with it. Have NBC get in contact with him. Tell him they want to do a new season of the apprentice. Apprentice Reikers island.