While leftists were busy praising dead babies Joe Brandon was on the phone, making calls, getting water turned back on.

Thank you Joe for doing all that you do, totally unappreciated by childish leftists.

Here are some other great things Brandon has done:

  • Solved childhood hunger

  • Did not build a wall

  • Was more progressive than FDR

  • Canceled more student debt than any other President in 200 years.

  • Was tough on China

  • Arrested the Mango Mussolini

  • Saved Ukraine

  • Defeated Communist Putin

  • Expanded Obamacare and gave healthcare to millions of people

  • Had the first African American Asian Vice President

  • Record employment of the African Americans

  • Been the craziest white boy you ever seen

  • Overcame stutter

  • Dead Son