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ShaggySnacks to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 23 days ago

JD Vance wondering if he’s proved his loyalty enough to be allowed to have sex with Oval Office couch

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JD Vance wondering if he’s proved his loyalty enough to be allowed to have sex with Oval Office couch

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ShaggySnacks to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 23 days ago
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WASHINGTON D.C. – After completing several high profile missions on behalf of President Donald J. Trump, Vice President JD Vance has begun working up the courage to ask if he can finally be given the chance to fuck the nation’s top couch.
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    I thought JD Vance didn’t let himself be allowed alone in the room with any couch but his one at home as a rule… oh wait am I getting my creepy Republicans mixed up again? They are all the same but yet so creepy in their own individual ways.

  • m3t00🌎🇺🇦@midwest.social
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    it’s seen worse. couch porn cw

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      23 days ago

      JD Vance made the couch commit suicide?

  • TheNovemberFella ✊🏳️‍🌈 🇺🇦☸️🛰️🚀@bookstodon.com
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    @ShaggySnacks 😅👍😅

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    You know he’s not gonna ask for consent.

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