No thank you

Make them a territory.

While I would love to be inducted into proper healthcare and the loving embrace of our northern brothers, are you sure you can swallow all that red and not just end up with diarrhea?

Sorry, we can only do with a 4th territory at best.

USA? You mean North Mexico?

Invest in yellow light filters for Hollywood cameras, this shit is loco.

This is like going to the adoption agency and asking for the meanest, most disruptive child and then adopting that one.

Washingtonian here. Always loved Canada, just waiting to be annexed in.

Nobody doing the math on the number of seats that “province” would have? All other provinces would lose their power. You think the pull Ontario and Quebec have is bad? Hooo boy.

Just do it already. I’ll fight to be Canadian 💪🍁

Can I offer you New York State and all the economic power that comes with it? The US can keep Staten Island. We put our garbage there.

Professor Maxine Welkers of the University of Toronto Economics Dept. explains, “Given Americans’ low literacy rates, costly health insurance, and how much animal shit their FDA allows in their food, Canada annexing the U.S. is really more of a humanitarian gesture.”

That line is gold.

Ahhh, finally! Peace!

Hahaha. For a moment I thought this was real news and some politician actually said this. Then I saw beaverton.

I do wish USA was like Canada