• heavydust@sh.itjust.works
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    1 month ago

    “I hate you guys, kill yourself” said Jesus probably during daylight saving time because he didn’t sleep enough.

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      1 month ago

      I hear he also dropped the n word a couple times on Twitter but he was taking Ambien so it wasn’t his fault.

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        1 month ago

        Also, Jesus was so just of full love when they did the Nazi salute twice.