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minus-squareflamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up196·1 day agoWhat if you take the measles virus, weaken it and infect people with that?
minus-squareMy_IFAKs___gone@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up87·1 day agoOMG, that’s an awesome idea! Someone should try that!
minus-squareradiohead37@lemmynsfw.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up26·1 day agoBobby didn’t invent that first, so he’s not interested. MAGA are not followers, they are leaders! /s
minus-squarej4k3@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·1 day agoLeading in kids with measles, AND kids dead from measles.
minus-squareFreeRangeMustard@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 day agoEh, measles weasels. what’s the difference, am I right?
minus-squareMy_IFAKs___gone@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 day agoMeasle Weasel is a pretty catchy nickname. But I like weasels and I don’t think they deserve to be associated with a paramecium like him.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16arrow-down1·1 day agoThat’s how you get autism.
minus-squarebingrazer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·edit-21 day agoWhat if I already have it? Do I get super autism?
minus-squareGoodLuckToFriends@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·22 hours agouberautism, thank you very much. You’ve got to use fancy foreign words to make your mark, don’t ya know¿
minus-squareheavydust@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14arrow-down2·1 day agoThat’s a stupid idea. God created this virus as a test of our own faith. You can’t weaken it. (someone around me might say)
minus-squareFreeRangeMustard@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 day agoBut how would you infect people?
minus-squarePregnenolone@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·24 hours agoYou could inject it into people? I don’t think that’s ever been done before
minus-squareLedericas@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·17 hours agothrough a metal syringe type instrument into the muscle.
minus-squareZorque@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·23 hours agoHmm, I dunno, that sounds like something a drugged up hippie might do with their marijuanas.
minus-squareFreeRangeMustard@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·19 hours agoBut wait… what if we dissolve it into liquid and put it in a syringe?
minus-squareLedericas@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·17 hours agoand do it like a heroin user would.
minus-squareFreeRangeMustard@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·17 hours agoOkay, that’s way too extreme. That’s how you get herpes.
What if you take the measles virus, weaken it and infect people with that?
OMG, that’s an awesome idea! Someone should try that!
Bobby didn’t invent that first, so he’s not interested. MAGA are not followers, they are leaders! /s
his worms arnt interested.
Leading in kids with measles, AND kids dead from measles.
Eh, measles weasels. what’s the difference, am I right?
Measle Weasel is a pretty catchy nickname. But I like weasels and I don’t think they deserve to be associated with a paramecium like him.
That’s how you get autism.
What if I already have it? Do I get super autism?
uberautism, thank you very much. You’ve got to use fancy foreign words to make your mark, don’t ya know¿
That’s a stupid idea. God created this virus as a test of our own faith. You can’t weaken it. (someone around me might say)
But how would you infect people?
You could inject it into people? I don’t think that’s ever been done before
through a metal syringe type instrument into the muscle.
Hmm, I dunno, that sounds like something a drugged up hippie might do with their marijuanas.
But wait… what if we dissolve it into liquid and put it in a syringe?
and do it like a heroin user would.
Okay, that’s way too extreme. That’s how you get herpes.