cm0002@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days agoI welcome our new alien overlordslemmy.mlexternal-linkmessage-square43fedilinkarrow-up1974arrow-down19
arrow-up1965arrow-down1external-linkI welcome our new alien overlordslemmy.mlcm0002@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 days agomessage-square43fedilink
minus-squareprole@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up24·2 days agoExactly. Humans are so goddamn ego-centric that we think everything is about us. The aliens not only look like us, they operate spacecraft in the same way that we operate vehicles! The aliens will come here to take our resources just like we do in the Middle East! The aliens abducted me and probed my butthole just like Uncle Cletus used to! etc. etc.
Exactly. Humans are so goddamn ego-centric that we think everything is about us.
The aliens not only look like us, they operate spacecraft in the same way that we operate vehicles!
The aliens will come here to take our resources just like we do in the Middle East!
The aliens abducted me and probed my butthole just like Uncle Cletus used to!
etc. etc.
Can’t find your uncle.