cm0002@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 19 hours agoI welcome our new alien overlordslemmy.mlexternal-linkmessage-square20fedilinkarrow-up1648arrow-down16
arrow-up1642arrow-down1external-linkI welcome our new alien overlordslemmy.mlcm0002@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 19 hours agomessage-square20fedilink
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️@yiffit.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up52·19 hours agoAlien: “We will vaporize your entire species!” Me: “It’s about damn time.”
minus-squareNegativeLookBehind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up26·19 hours agoMe: “Jesus, do you ever stop yammering? Less talking, more vaporising”
minus-squareIninewCrow@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·18 hours ago“No problem, if you just wait a century or two we should clear the board for you on our own”
Alien: “We will vaporize your entire species!”
Me: “It’s about damn time.”
Me: “Jesus, do you ever stop yammering? Less talking, more vaporising”
“No problem, if you just wait a century or two we should clear the board for you on our own”