I made some “healthy” boxed lemon cake and it was really terrible. I was just gonna have cake for dinner… cause why not? Anyway… it was baaaad. I just had some hummus and random vegetables to fill me up. But I ate enough of that cake that it made me crazy gassy, so I’ve been doing these four second long farts. I literally feel like I’m deflating each time. I’m really not having a great night.
That’s such a mix bag. I’m not a cake person myself, but you had me at hummus—I assume random vegies be good. The trick for the toots is water. It all gets in your digestive system, but diluted. You’ll still have some gas, but a lot less. Also hydration never killed anyone, despite water poisoning technically being a form of fatality.
You gotta weigh it up; farts or a piss. My personal opinion, probably go with the farts because I don’t have to get up.
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I made some “healthy” boxed lemon cake and it was really terrible. I was just gonna have cake for dinner… cause why not? Anyway… it was baaaad. I just had some hummus and random vegetables to fill me up. But I ate enough of that cake that it made me crazy gassy, so I’ve been doing these four second long farts. I literally feel like I’m deflating each time. I’m really not having a great night.
That’s such a mix bag. I’m not a cake person myself, but you had me at hummus—I assume random vegies be good. The trick for the toots is water. It all gets in your digestive system, but diluted. You’ll still have some gas, but a lot less. Also hydration never killed anyone, despite water poisoning technically being a form of fatality.
You gotta weigh it up; farts or a piss. My personal opinion, probably go with the farts because I don’t have to get up.
And, if you like having the room to yourself, you don’t have to ask people to leave!