Gollum Trump definitely emoji worthy
My preciousss burger.
My name is Ronald McDonald and I approve of this message.
3… 2… 1… OZEMPIC!
Is anyone actually hungry?
No
No
No
No
I guarantee that went straight into the garbage after the photo was taken
Bruh… McDonald’s is only edible within like 5 minutes of it being served. How room temperature are those fries?
Any time Trump is on video or before a camera - he’s performing and it’s as real as the most lying reality tv. I assume when it comes to his private jet fast food photo ops - the food is just a prop that gets thrown away.
I know Homelander is a fucking Yankoid fascist but you get my point
Love Sausage would have destroyed the plane lol
E. Coli has the opportunity to do something really funny here.
Chapo Traphouse is a podcast featuring Amber A’Lee Frost, Matt Christman, Felix Beiderman, Will Menaker and Virgil Texas
OMG! I didn’t even recognize him - has he been working out???
Stand name: Ambassador Kitchen Junior
Stand master: RFK Jr
Yeah you can tell by the forehead size
and Virgil Texas
He’s come out of hiding?
Yeah he’s in the back there see
He’s fired
Amber.
5th annual Epstein Island memorial adventure
Is that golden cutlery???
The answer whenever Trump is presented an option while purchasing something is always “the gaudiest you have” and really there’s nothing more American than that. My president.
Lolita Express 2.0
Lolcheeto Express
Diddler Force One
A Blueksy “Caption this” thread - https://subium.com/profile/beingliberal.bsky.social/post/3lb5xuy3ddk2l
[spoiler] low energy
Snakes on a plane.
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Post-election - Bluesky has become a lot less fun for me. The quality of posts and threads has gone downhill. A huge number of shitlibs, turbolibs, grifter libs, resistance libs, the most tedious rockstar libs, etc have come over from Twitter so it’s like lib Twitter but far worse. It’s a lib echo chamber due to Bluesky’s nuclear block and the libs block super-fetish. Also there are LISTS of people they block which are shared. Libs are blocking leftists they never spoke to or even saw the display name of.
what’s your bluesky? i need more leftists to follow
Ok everyone, say “cheeseburger!”
I think this crowd is probably more enthusiastic about cheese pizza.
I was about to comment about really wanting some pizza rn until the context clicked for me
AS LONG AS IT’S AMERICAN CHEESE!
I hope they just throw elon out of the plane
You’re a big guy
For you